The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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