I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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