i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Pants are for mortals
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