WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I need a hoe opinion
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