its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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