Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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