i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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