Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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