He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Randomize
