Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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