wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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