Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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