He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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