end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
