How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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