I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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