i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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