can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
