She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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