I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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