question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Your cock deserves a montage
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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