At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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