this beer tastes like vomit already
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
