It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
