So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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