She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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