i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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