His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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