forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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