Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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