How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
