my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It was like giving head to a cactus.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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