Whod you bang
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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