Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
farters have to be the big spoon...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
wow bdsm is so cute
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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