Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
3 2 1 whiskey
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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