im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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