i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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