I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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