Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
