We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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