i barfeds in our rink
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she peed on how many people?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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