i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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