This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
