You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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