haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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