Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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