Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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