But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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