throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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