i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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